Why I'm Never Having Kids

Why I'm Never Having Kids

My sentiments Exactly!

I've heard horror stories about going into labor. Oh, da horrah, da horrah! Having your baby's first poop be inside your body. Yuck. I have a low tolerance for pain, and unlike the emotional/psychological kind, physical pain is just plain hard to block out. If I do decide that I want any rascals, I'm adopting. Or just sticking to furry pets. Nabee, in a way is my child. She's usually a disconnected teenager. Every time I hold her, she looks at me like, "You're ruining my life!" But then when I feed her, she chows down. Kids.