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Under-10s are the fastest growing sector of mobile phone owners in the UK, reveals market research company MobileYouth. [...] 'Mobile parenting' is the key reason for this growing trend. 85% of parents who bought phones for their children or handed down their own felt their children were safer if they could stay in touch. Children's reasons for owning a mobile phone, however, were very different. Over half (59%) felt they would have fewer friends if they didn't have a handset. [...] MobileYouth predicts that in the next two years, one in three primary school children will have a phone.

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