Apocalypse Has Arrived

Apocalypse, as I know it, has arrived. We ran out of coffee at the office, and the blithering fool who works at the coffee shop just downstairs hasn't shown up for work, hence the cafe isn't open. Hence no coffee. Hence I am pulling out my hair. Oh, it's going to be a long long day here in the Haemi-sphere. I am watching my coworker Shane sip on a bottle of Starbucks Mocha Frap, tantalizingly enjoying his drink. As you know, I can't have Starbucks bottled coffees, because of the evil milk that exists within the delectably sweet sweet coffee. Apocalypse has arrived. Who knew it would come in the form of absence of coffee?