Friday, July 23, 2004

What Part of 7PM Do You NOT UNDERSTAND?

What Part of 7PM Do You NOT UNDERSTAND?

You. Over there. In the yellow shirt! There is a reason why we say we close at 7PM. It's because WE DO close at 7PM. Don't come in here at 6:58PM, expecting to buy a phone!

But you did. And furthermore, you spent a good 15 minutes, just bargaining. You shame old Asian grannies with your expert bargaining skills! What do you do with all the discounts you get? Put them in some jar and hope that it rolls into a fortune?

If you know so well how valuable money is, then you should know how valuable our time is also.

We offer free car chargers and leather case and hands free ear piece to our customers. You smiled slyly and said, "give me everything you have." Yuck.

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