When I Grow Up

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Since my life never turns out the say I planned, I have come up with a plan B of what I'd like to be when I grow up.

I want to be like that lady in the Swiffer Duster commercial. You know, that wacko lady who dusts her house like she's doing aerobics, in tune with the Swiffer song? Yeah. I mean, I think she's on drugs, but at least she's got a clean home, which is more than I can say.